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All Scores
Dirty Dogs 23, Stonecutters 22
Lightning 76, Apocalypse 23
Pongos 32, Lakers 22
Speed 28, Pipers 16
Showboats 38, Alley Cats 33
Robber Barons 54, Screaming Eagles 23
Buzz 30, Bunnies 27
Communists 45, Neandertals 11

Dirty Dogs 23, Stonecutters 22
This game didn't provide the offensive fireworks that were expected, but it was a tight contest all the way through. Big names on both sides of the field came up empty. Westbrook and LenDale White powered the Dirty Dogs to an early lead. They could only watch as Jones, Edwards, and Reed chased in the late games. Had Oregon stuck with Favre or gotten Lee Evans into the starting lineup, the afternoon would have been more relaxing for them. In the end, Dale Street came up one point short and the Dirty Dogs secured their place in the postseason. These divisional rivals will face each other again in the opening round of the playoffs.

Oregon Dirty Dogs-23
QB-Palmer, Carson-Bengals-0
RB-Westbrook, Brian-Eagles-9
RB-White, LenDale-Titans-9
RB-Jones-Drew, Maurice-Jaguars-0
WR-Johnson, Chad-Bengals-0
WR-Holt, Torry--0
K-Bironas, Rob-Titans-5
D-Eagles-0

Dale Street Stonecutters-22
QB-Garard, David-Jaguars-6
RB-Portis, Clinton-Redskins-0
RB-Jones, Thomas-Jets-3
WR-Houshmandzadeh, TJ-Bengals-0
WR-Edwards, Braylon-Browns-6
WR-Owens, Terrell-Cowboys-0
K-Reed, Jeff-Steelers-7
D-Chargers-0

Lightning 76, Apocalypse 23
Much like the Patriots in the NFL, the Lightning have made a mockery of the supposed WTFFL parity. They ran away with the scoring title. They put together an undefeated regular season. Will the postseason be their final coronation? It will be a suprise if Roseville does not make it deep into the playoffs with a roster where 15 points barely makes the team's highlight reel. Brady, LTD, and JLew overwhelmed the Apocalypse; but despite the loss, Highland Park earned a playoff berth in the V.

Roseville Lightning-76
QB-Brady, Tom-Patriots-15
RB-Tomlinson, LaDainian-Chargers-15
RB-Lewis, Jamal-Browns-15
RB-Taylor, Chester-Vikings-9
TE-Winslow, Kellen-Browns-0
WR-Burress, Plaxico-Giants-9
K-Vinatieri, Adam-Colts-6
D-Vikings-7

Highland Park Apocalypse-23
QB-Anderson, Derek-Browns-6
RB-Dunn, Warrick-Falcons-0
RB-Lynch, Marshawn-Bills-3
TE-Clark, Dallas-Colts-0
WR-Johnson, Andre-Texans-6
WR-Fitzgerald, Larry-Cardinals-6
K-Stover, Matt-Ravens-2
D-Steelers-0

Pongos 32, Lakers 22
The Pongos did not light up the scoreboard, but the Lakers still let this one get away. Galloway couldn't work his magic this week and Loeb didn't get anything out of a QB position that has been a sore spot since Delhomme went down. Perhaps the Lakers should have dealt with the 'Boats for Kurt Warner when they had the chance—his 12 would have been nice for the Lakers this week. But, alas, Brees took his own 12 to the house on Monday night to end the Lakers season.

Como Park Pongos-32
QB-Brees, Drew-Saints-12
RB-Alexander, Shaun-Seahawks-0
RB-McGahee, Willis-Ravens-0
RB-Grant, Ryan-Packers-9
TE-Cooley, Chris-Redskins-0
WR-Curry, Ronald-Raiders-0
K-Folk, Nick-Cowboys-4
D-Jaguars-7

Loeb Lakers-22
QB-Grossman,Rex-Bears-0
RB-Fargas, Justin-Raiders-0
RB-Droughns, Reuben-Giants-0
RB-Henry, Travis-Broncos-6
WR-Galloway, Joey-Buccaneers-0
WR-Welker, Wes-Patriots-6
K-Gould, Robbie-Bears-10
D-Cardinals-0

Speed 28, Pipers 16
Twin Cities needed to hold on to their lead on MNF to claim a playoff spot in the V Conference, and they managed to get the job done with Hamline's hopes resting on the arm of Chris Redman. His best target, Roddy White, playing for the Speed. White scored early, the Speed made it to the postseason, and even the Pipers made it thanks to Drew Brees and the Pongos. Given the Pipers ugly play of late, they have the look of a one-and-done in the U Conference dance.

Twin Cities Speed-28
QB-Young, Vince-Titans-0
RB-James, Edgerrin-Cardinals-0
RB-Morris, Maurice-Seahawks-0
TE-Gates, Antonio-Chargers-6
WR-Branch, Deion-Seahawks-6
WR-White, Roddy-Falcons-6
K-Gostkowski, Stephen-Patriots-10
D-Titans-0

Hamline Pipers-16
QB-Redman, Chris-Falcons-6
RB-Jones, Julius-Cowboys-0
RB-Dayne, Ron-Texans-0
WR-Johnson, Calvin-Lions-0
WR-Curtis, Kevin-Eagles-0
WR-Toomer, Amani-Giants-0
K-Brown, Josh-Seahawks-10
D-Cowboys-0

Showboats 38, Alley Cats 33
Going back more than a decade, the only win the Alley Cats have ever recorded over the Showboats under the current ownership was in the Whale Bowl following the 1995 season. Ever since, the Showboats seem to use that loss as a motivating factor whenever they face the Cats. The Showboat coach finally got the Rudi/DeShaun call right and Cutler had his best game of the season with the Showboats playing for nothing more than pride. White Bear (with their Empty Set) was betting that the Lions would air it out against the Cowboys and that the rest of the NFL would follow suit. Instead, Kevin Jones had a big day on the bench and Addai was also missing from the Alley Cat starters. Colston had a big game for the Alley Cats, leading them into the playoffs on a high note. Many smelled it, and the coach even admitted to the tank. But what are you gonna do? Some might argue that getting into the playoffs early earns the right to relax. The NFL has proven this for years.

Texas Showboats-38
QB-Cutler, Jay-Broncos-12
RB-Smith, Kolby-Chiefs-0
RB-Johnson, Rudi-Bengals-6
TE-Davis, Vernon-49ers-0
WR-Driver, Donald-Packers-0
WR-Hester, Devin-Bears-0
K-Scobee, Josh-Jaguars-13
D-Packers-7

White Bear Alley Cats-33
QB-Romo, Tony-Cowboys-9
WR-Johnson, Bryant-Cardinals-6
WR-Colston, Marques-Saints-12
WR-Henry, Chris-Bengals-0
WR-McDonald, Shaun-Lions-0
WR-Furrey, Mike-Lions-0
K-Dawson, Phil-Browns-6
D-Ravens-0

Robber Barons 54, Screaming Eagles 23
The Screagle collapse in the last half of the season was astounding. Finishing with six straight losses, Nord'east fell out of the playoffs after opening the season 6-2. The Robber Barons rubbed it in a little bit with Moss going off (again) for 15 while Stallworth laid another egg. Minneapolis wrapped up the #1 seed in the V Conference.

Minneapolis Robber Barons-54
QB-Manning, Peyton-Colts-12
RB-Gore, Frank-49ers-0
RB-Graham, Earnest-Buccaneers-12
WR-Moss, Randy-Patriots-15
WR-Ward, Hines-Steelers-0
WR-Rice, Sidney-Vikings-0
K-Graham, Shayne-Bengals-13
D-Colts-2

Nord'east Screaming Eagles-23
QB-Manning, Eli-Giants-3
RB-Parker, Willie-Steelers-3
TE-Olson, Greg-Bears-0
WR-Wayne, Reggie-Colts-6
WR-Stallworth, Donte-Patriots-0
WR-Walter, Kevin-Texans-6
K-Kaeding, Nate-Chargers-5
D-Texans-0

Buzz 30, Bunnies 27
Front's only motivation in this game was to send their division rival to the Pooper Bowl. Hasselbeck, Hanson, and Gonzo wanted to make it happen, but Fred Taylor and Mike Nugent struck back. Down by three on Monday night, Waukesha got a Jenkins TD in the 4th quarter and avoided the Pooper Bowl with the win.

Waukesha Buzz-30
QB-McNabb, Donovan-Eagles-3
RB-Jones, Greg-Jaguars-0
RB-Taylor, Fred-Jaguars-9
RB-Norwood, Jerious-Falcons-0
WR-Jenkins, Michael-Falcons-6
WR-Coles, Laveranues-Jets-0
K-Nugent, Mike-Jets-12
D-Redskins-0

Front Bunnies-27
QB-Hasselbeck, Matt-Seahawks-12
RB-Maroney, Laurence-Patriots-0
RB-Jackson, Steven-Rams-0
TE-Gonzalez, Tony-Chiefs-6
WR-Bruce, Isaac-Rams-0
WR-Boldin, Anquan-Cardinals-0
K-Hanson, Jason-Lions-9
D-Bears-0

Communists 45, Neandertals 11
Perhaps Maple Grove was playing for draft position (duh) or perhaps they just lost faith in their "studs". MBIII (19) and Brandon Marshall (16) put up enough points for a Neandertal win, but they were riding the pine. The loss gives Maple Grove another crack at Centerville in the Pooper Bowl since Waukesha pulled out the win against Front. Centerville may be going to the Pooper Bowl, but they don't look like a team that will lose once they get there. On a day when AD was stifled, the Commies showed a consistent attack with Jason Witten leading the charge.

Centerville Communists-45
QB-Rivers, Philip-Chargers-6
RB-Peterson, Adrian-Vikings-0
TE-Witten, Jason-Cowboys-10
WR-Burleson, Nate-Seahawks-6
WR-Jurevicius, Joe-Browns-0
WR-Porter, Jerry-Raiders-6
K-Elam, Jason-Broncos-11
D-Bills-6

Maple Grove Neandertals-11
QB-Bulger, Marc-Rams-0
RB-Washington, Leon-Jets-0
WR-Chambers, Chris-Chargers-0
WR-Cotchery, Jerricho-Jets-3
WR-Jackson, Darrell-49ers-0
WR-Jackson, Chad-Patriots-0
K-Crosby, Mason-Packers-8
D-Patriots-0