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All Scores
Robber Barons 42, Stonecutters 18
Apocalypse 32, Screaming Eagles 23
Pongos 31, Pipers 23
Lightning 62, Showboats 58
Lakers 35, Communists 16
Dirty Dogs 52, Bunnies 35
Speed 28, Buzz 12
Neandertals 46, Alley Cats 39

Robber Barons 42, Stonecutters 18
In a battle of WTFFL heavyweights, only one team showed up. For once, TJ wasn't the favored Bengal receiver and it hurt the Stonecutters chemistry. Gore rediscovered his burst and led the way for Minneapolis. Manning was his usual consistent self and, of course, Sidney Rice stepped into the Robber Baron starting lineup and promptly scored.

Minneapolis Robber Barons-42
QB-Manning, Peyton-Colts-9
RB-Gore, Frank-49ers-16
RB-Graham, Earnest-Buccaneers-6
WR-Moss, Randy-Patriots-0
WR-Ward, Hines-Steelers-0
WR-Rice, Sidney-Vikings-6
K-Graham, Shayne-Bengals-5
D-Colts-0

Dale Street Stonecutters-18
QB-Garrard, David-Jaguars-3
RB-Portis, Clinton-Redskins-0
RB-Jones, Thomas-Jets-0
WR-Owens, Terrell-Cowboys-6
WR-Houshmandzadeh, TJ-Bengals-0
WR-Edwards, Braylon-Browns-6
K-Reed, Jeff-Steelers-3
D-Chargers-0

Apocalypse 32, Screaming Eagles 23
This game has huge playoff implications will provide the WTFFL Monday night drama. Fitzgerald carried the load for Highland Park. Kaeding's leg kept Nord'east close. Now it is up to Heath Miller to hold a 6 point Apocalypse lead against Steeler/Screagle RB's Parker and Davenport.

Highland Park Apocalypse-32
QB-Anderson, Derek-Browns-6
RB-Dunn, Warrick-Falcons-0
TE-Clark, Dallas-Colts-6
TE-Miller, Heath-Steelers-0
WR-Johnson, Andre-Texans-0
WR-Fitzgerald, Larry-Cardinals-15
K-Stover, Matt-Ravens-2
D-Steelers-3

Nord'east Screaming Eagles-23
QB-Manning, Eli-Giants-3
RB-Parker, Willie-Steelers-0
RB-Davenport, Najeh-Steelers-0
RB-Keith, Kenton-Colts-0
WR-Wayne, Reggie-Colts-6
WR-Stallworth, Donte-Patriots-0
K-Kaeding, Nate-Chargers-14
D-Texans-0

Pongos 31, Pipers 23
Oh, those Pipers! A couple of weeks ago they looked destined for a division crown. Now they will have to scramble for a playoff berth. The Hamline season sweep over Loeb gives them an edge, but the Lakers are making a charge now. With the win, Como Park ensured that they won't receive an invitation to the Pooper Bowl and have been relagated to the role of spoiler. The Pongos will have a lot of influence on how the Whale Division unfolds not only with their win here, but also with a week 14 match-up against the Lakers.

Como Park Pongos-31
QB-Roethlisberger, Ben-Steelers-0
RB-McGahee, Willis-Ravens-6
RB-Grant, Ryan-Packers-9
TE-Cooley, Chris-Redskins-6
WR-Hackett, DJ-Seahawks-0
WR-Curry, Ronald-Raiders-0
K-Folk, Nick-Cowboys-10
D-Jaguars-0

Hamline Pipers-23
QB-Kitna, Jon-Lions-3
RB-Jones, Julius-Cowboys-0
RB-Dayne, Ron-Texans-0
WR-Johnson, Calvin-Lions-6
WR-Toomer, Amani-Giants-0
WR-Stokley, Brandon-Broncos-0
K-Brown, Josh-Seahawks-6
D-Cowboys-8

Lightning 62, Showboats 58
The Showboats put up a surprisingly good fight, but they are not a team that can overcome three defensive scores especially when they leave points on the bench. Although he wasn't even in this game, Eli Manning absolutely killed Texas by serving up the Vikings D scores as well as throwing one to Plax while ignoring Shockey. JLew, Winslow and Chester performed their usual feats to spoil a nice debut by Kolby Smith. Scobee kicked like a mad man and Devin Hester resumed his freakish kick returns, but it was not enough. Brady took the field on Sunday night to sink the Showboats for good.

Roseville Lightning-62
QB-Brady, Tom-Patriots-6
RB-Tomlinson, LaDainian-Chargers-0
RB-Lewis, Jamal-Browns-9
RB-Taylor, Chester-Vikings-6
TE-Winslow, Kellen-Browns-10
WR-Burress, Plaxico-Giants-6
K-Vinatieri, Adam-Colts-7
D-Vikings-18

Texas Showboats-58
QB-Cutler, Jay-Broncos-9
RB-Foster, DeShaun-Panthers-0
RB-Smith, Kolby-Chiefs-15
TE-Shockey, Jeremy-Giants-0
WR-Driver, Donald-Packers-4
WR-Hester, Devin-Bears-12
K-Scobee, Josh-Jaguars-18
D-Packers-0

Lakers 35, Communists 16
Centerville rolled over for Loeb. A revamped RB corps along with the sure foot of Robbie Gould provided more than enough firepower to topple the Communists. The Lakers have got to be kicking themselves for not figuring out how to beat the Pipers at least once this season.

Loeb Lakers-35
QB-Losman, JP-Bills-3
RB-Hall, Andre-Broncos-6
RB-Fargas, Justin-Raiders-9
WR-Galloway, Joey-Buccaneers-0
WR-Smith, Steve-Panthers-0
WR-Welker, Wes-Patriots-4
K-Gould, Robbie-Bears-13
D-Cardinals-0

Centerville Communists-16
QB-Garcia, Jeff-Buccaneers-0
TE-Witten, Jason-Cowboys-6
WR-Wade, Bobby-Vikings-0
WR-Burleson, Nate-Seahawks-0
WR-Henderson, Devery-Saints-0
WR-Porter, Jerry-Raiders-0
K-Elam, Jason-Broncos-10
D-Bills-0

Dirty Dogs 52, Bunnies 35
The Bunnies played hard to keep their dwindling playoff hopes alive, but the Dirty Dogs were too much for them. SJax, Bruce and Hanson couldn't keep pace with Ocho Cinco who was busy collecting NFL fines and Favre who was busy rewriting NFL record books. Maroney couldn't make up any ground against Westbrook in the Sunday night game.

Oregon Dirty Dogs-52
QB-Favre, Brett-Packers-12
RB-Westbrook, Brian-Eagles-6
RB-White, LenDale-Titans-0
RB-Jones-Drew, Maurice-Jaguars-6
WR-Johnson, Chad-Bengals-22
WR-Holt, Torry-Rams-0
K-Bironas, Rob-Titans-6
D-Eagles-0

Front Bunnies-35
QB-Hasselbeck, Matt-Seahawks-3
RB-Maroney, Laurence-Patriots-6
RB-Jackson, Steven-Rams-6
TE-Gonzalez, Tony-Chiefs-0
WR-Bruce, Isaac-Rams-6
WR-Boldin, Anquan-Cardinals-0
K-Hanson, Jason-Lions-14
D-Bears-0

Speed 28, Buzz 12
The Speed almost let this one get away, but Antonio Gates made sure that there would be no upset. Fred Taylor looked young again, but that is about the only good thing that can be said about Buzz at this point (unless you also consider it good that the draft clock for the Waukesha 2008 first round draft pick is almost certain to start as soon as the 2007 season ends).

Twin Cities Speed-28
QB-Young, Vince-Titans-0
RB-James, Edgerrin-Cardinals-0
RB-Benson, Cedric-Bears-0
RB-Morris, Maurice-Seahawks-0
TE-Gates, Antonio-Chargers-15
WR-Branch, Deion-Seahawks-6
K-Gostkowski, Stephen-Patriots-7
D-Titans-0

Waukesha Buzz-12
QB-Smith, Troy-Ravens-0
RB-Jones, Greg-Jaguars-0
RB-Taylor, Fred-Jaguars-9
RB-Norwood, Jerious-Falcons-0
WR-Jenkins, Michael-Falcons-0
WR-Coles, Laveranues-Jets-0
K-Nugent, Mike-Jets-3
D-Redskins-0

Neandertals 46, Alley Cats 39
This game wasn't the marquee match-up on the WTFFL schedule, but it provided excitement all weekend long as Maple Grove played like a team that does not want a return trip to the Pooper Bowl. On Thankgiving day, Jennings scored twice while Crosy kicked for 13. Romo threw two TD passes, but MBIII answered with a score and a C-note. Addai capped the Turkey day scoring with a 6 giving the Alley Cats a 24-22 lead. In the Sunday early games, Colston and Dawson extended the White Bear lead. However, in the late games the Neandertal receivers stepped it up as Chambers and Marshall both scored. Then, finally Berrian made a dramatic TD catch that was instrumental in the Bears comeback win and secured a W for Maple Grove. The Patriots D celebrated the Neandertal victory in the Sunday nighter. The Neandertals are now in a good position to avoid a Pooper Bowl berth as they hold a head-to-head tie break advatage over the Buzz.

Maple Grove Neandertals-46
QB-Clemens, Kellen-Jets-0
RB-Barber, Marion III-Cowboys-9
RB-Young, Selvin-Broncos-0
WR-Chambers, Chris-Chargers-6
WR-Berrian, Bernard-Bears-6
WR-Marshall, Brandon-Broncos-6
K-Crosby, Mason-Packers-13
D-Patriots-6

White Bear Alley Cats-39
QB-Romo, Tony-Cowboys-6
RB-Addai, Joseph-Colts-6
WR-Williams, Roy-Lions-0
WR-Jennings, Greg-Packers-12
WR-Colston, Marques-Saints-6
WR-Henry, Chris-Bengals-0
K-Dawson, Phil-Browns-9
D-Ravens-0