Standings
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All Scores
Lightning 60, Dirty Dogs 33
Apocalypse 33, Pipers 25
Robber Barons 43, Bunnies 31
Lakers 26, Showboats 17
Alley Cats 57, Speed 44
Buzz 13, Screaming Eagles 8
Stonecutters 46, Neandertals 25
Pongos 34, Communists 22

Lightning 60, Dirty Dogs 33
The Lightning continued to roll with monster individual games, this time with Chester Taylor leading the charge. Will we see a first-ever undefeated season in the WTFFL? How about an epic run all the way through the Whale Bowl? Something tells me that as the Patriots go, so goes the Lightning. On the Dirty Dogs side, they searched for spark with the QB change, and Favre provided, but Roseville has the WTFFL MVP at QB.

Roseville Lightning-60
QB-Brady, Tom-Patriots-18
RB-Tomlinson, LaDainian-Chargers-6
RB-Lewis, Jamal-Browns-6
RB-Taylor, Chester-Vikings-21
TE-Winslow, Kellen-Browns-0
WR-Burress, Plaxico-Giants-0
K-Vinatieri, Adam-Colts-7
D-Vikings-2

Oregon Dirty Dogs-33
QB-Favre, Brett-Packers-9
RB-Westbrook, Brian-Eagles-3
RB-White, LenDale-Titans-0
RB-Jones-Drew, Maurice-Jaguars-6
WR-Johnson, Chad-Bengals-0
WR-Holt, Torry-Rams-6
K-Bironas, Rob-Titans-8
D-Eagles-1

Apocalypse 33, Pipers 25
Warrick Dunn was back to his usual self for the Apocalypse, but it didn't prevent Superman Anderson from leading a refurbished Andre Johnson and the rest of Highland Park over housemate Hamline. The Piper coach made it dangerous on MNF with Brandon Stokley, but they finished happy in the end.

Highland Park Apocalypse-33
QB-Anderson, Derek-Browns-6
RB-Dunn, Warrick-Falcons-0
TE-Clark, Dallas-Colts-0
TE-Miller, Heath-Steelers-0
WR-Johnson, Andre-Texans-9
WR-Fitzgerald, Larry-Cardinals-6
K-Stover, Matt-Ravens-12
D-Steelers-0

Hamline Pipers-25
QB-Schaub, Matt-Texans-6
RB-Bush, Reggie-Saints-1
RB-Faulk, Kevin-Patriots
WR-Curtis, Kevin-Eagles-0
WR-Toomer, Amani-Giants-0
WR-Stokley, Brandon-Broncos-6
K-Brown, Josh-Seahawks-12
D-Cowboys-0

Robber Barons 43, Bunnies 31
The Bunnies tried to keep it close, but Randy Moss took control of the game for the Robber Barons. Much like the Lightning, games in Minneapolis have been won with interesting individual efforts from a variety of players. Could this be a sign of imminent showdown? We all know that Manning would love another crack at beating Brady.

Minneapolis Robber Barons-43
QB-Manning, Peyton-Colts-0
RB-Gore, Frank-49ers-0
RB-Dayne,Ron-Texans-0
WR-Moss, Randy-Patriots-28
WR-Ward,Hines-Steelers-0
WR-Williams,Reggie-Jaguars-6
K-Graham, Shayne-Bengals-9
D-Colts-0

Front Bunnies-31
QB-Hasselbeck, Matt-Seahawks-9
RB-Maroney, Laurence-Patriots-6
RB-Jackson, Steven-Rams-0
TE-Watson, Ben-Patriots-6
WR-Boldin, Anquan-Cardinals-6
WR-Hilliard, Ike-Buccaneers-0
K-Hanson, Jason-Lions-4
D-Bears-0

Lakers 26, Showboats 17
The Showboats season is likely over. The Lakers are deserving of much hate (at least from the Showboats). It was stated in a Parcellsish postgame interview that Galloway is especially hated. But a glance across the boxscore should put blame more firmly on Jacobs vs. Shockey. That's the 12-point shift that could have created favor for the team from Texas.

Loeb Lakers-26
QB-Boller, Kyle-Ravens-3
RB-Jacobs, Brandon-Giants-6
RB-Fargas, Justin-Raiders-0
WR-Galloway, Joey-Buccaneers-6
WR-Welker, Wes-Patriots-0
WR-Crayton, Patrick-Cowboys-0
K-Gould, Robbie-Bears-11
D-Saints-0

Texas Showboats-17
QB-Cutler, Jay-Broncos-6
RB-Johnson, Rudi-Bengals-0
TE-Shockey, Jeremy-Giants-0
TE-Davis, Vernon-49ers-0
WR-Driver, Donald-Packers-0
WR-Hester, Devin-Bears-0
K-Suisham, Shaun-Redskins-11
D-Packers-0

Alley Cats 57, Speed 44
All the Alley Cats score, as they typically do against the Speed. Vince Young and the Speed have their best game of the season but still lose. Business as usual for this predictably impotent franchise. White Bear looks ready for a championship surge; the Twin Cities are barely hanging in there.

White Bear Alley Cats-57
QB-Romo, Tony-Cowboys-12
RB-Addai, Joseph-Colts-6
WR-Williams, Roy-Lions-3
WR-Colston, Marques-Saints-3
WR-Henry, Chris-Bengals-6
WR-Holmes, Santonio-Steelers-6
K-Dawson, Phil-Browns-15
D-Ravens-6

Twin Cities Speed-44
QB-Young, Vince-Titans-12
RB-James, Edgerrin-Cardinals-6
RB-Benson, Cedric-Bears-6
RB-Morris, Maurice-Seahawks-6
TE-Gates, Antonio-Chargers-6
WR-White, Roddy-Falcons-0
K-Gostkowski, Stephen-Patriots-8
D-Titans-0

Buzz 13, Screaming Eagles 8
The Screagles are collapsing but one more win would put them in great shape for a playoff spot. The Buzz are trying to stay out of the Pooper Bowl with the ugly win. Ugly win... Is there any other way in Waukesha?

Waukesha Buzz-13
QB-McNabb, Donovan-Eagles-0
RB-Jones, Greg-Jaguars-0
RB-Taylor, Fred-Jaguars-0
RB-Henry, Chris-Titans-0
WR-Jenkins, Michael-Falcons-0
WR-Coles, Laveranues-Jets-0
K-Nugent, Mike-Jets-13
D-Redskins-0

Nord'east Screaming Eagles-8
QB-Manning, Eli-Giants-3
RB-Parker, Willie-Steelers-0
RB-Keith, Kenton-Colts-0
WR-Wayne, Reggie-Colts-0
WR-Stallworth, Donte-Patriots-0
WR-Walter, Kevin-Texans-0
K-Kaeding, Nate-Chargers-5
D-Texans-0

Stonecutters 46, Neandertals 25
TO exploded for the Stonecutters. The Neandertals are one step closer to the Pooper Bowl after the loss despite playing hard in every game and showing signs of improvement that makes one wonder why the record is so lopsided toward the "L."

Dale Street Stonecutters-46
QB-Beck, John-Dolphins-0
RB-Portis, Clinton-Redskins-0
RB-Jones, Thomas-Jets-3
WR-Owens, Terrell-Cowboys-27
WR-Houshmandzadeh, TJ-Bengals-6
WR-Edwards, Braylon-Browns-0
K-Reed, Jeff-Steelers-10
D-Chargers-0

Maple Grove Neandertals-25
QB-Bulger, Marc-Rams-3
RB-Barber, Marion III-Cowboys-0
RB-Young, Selvin-Broncos-0
WR-Chambers, Chris-Chargers-0
WR-Berrian, Bernard-Bears-3
WR-Marshall, Brandon-Broncos-6
K-Crosby, Mason-Packers-7
D-Patriots-6

Pongos 34, Communists 22
The Communists are the likely U Pooper Bowl representative with this loss, and the Pongos look much better than their record. Como Park has been burdened with an extreme PA this season, but you won't hear too many opposing fans crying foul. The general grumbling has been that threepeat was tough enough to handle and that fourpete must be stopped at all cost. So opponents have been running up the score early and often.

Como Park Pongos-34
QB-Roethlisberger, Ben-Steelers-3
RB-McGahee, Willis-Ravens-9
RB-Grant, Ryan-Packers-0
TE-Cooley, Chris-Redskins-6
WR-Hackett, DJ-Seahawks-9
WR-Curry, Ronald-Raiders-3
K-Folk, Nick-Cowboys-4
D-Jaguars-0

Centerville Communists-22
QB-Garcia, Jeff-Buccaneers-6
RB-Green, Ahman-Texans-0
TE-Witten, Jason-Cowboys-0
WR-Jurevicius, Joe-Browns-0
WR-Burleson, Nate-Seahawks-6
WR-Porter, Jerry-Raiders-0
K-Elam, Jason-Broncos-10
D-Bills-0