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All Scores
Lightning 33, Stonecutters 17
Alley Cats 26, Robber Barons 23
Dirty Dogs 36, Lakers 30
Pongos 25, Pipers 12
Screaming Eagles 47, Speed 31
Communists 36, Showboats 12
Apocalypse 27, Buzz 6
Bunnies 21, Neandertals 17

Lightning 33, Stonecutters 17
Brady and Burress had big games, again. Roseville just keeps on rolling with the usual suspects. Dale Street needed TO to perform some serious primetime antics, and he caught just two balls. No two ball jokes.

Roseville Lightning-33
QB-Brady, Tom-Patriots-9
RB-Tomlinson, LaDainian-Chargers-0
RB-Lewis, Jamal-Browns-0
TE-Winslow, Kellen-Browns-6
TE-Heap, Todd-Ravens-0
WR-Burress, Plaxico-Giants-9
K-Vinatieri, Adam-Colts-9
D-none-0

Dale Street Stonecutters-17
QB-Pennington, Chad-Jets-3
RB-Portis, Clinton-Redskins-0
RB-Jones, Thomas-Jets-0
TE-Crumpler, Alge-Falcons-0
WR-Owens, Terrell-Cowboys-0
WR-Edwards, Braylon-Browns-3
K-Reed, Jeff-Steelers-3
D-Chargers-8

Alley Cats 26, Robber Barons 23
Someone for the Robber Barons always seems to step up their game at exactly the right time. This week it was Kris Brown, a brand new acquisition who is better known for his shanks than clutch kicks. He filled the void left by Minneapolis players not named Manning. The Alley Cats welcomed back an old friend in the form of Neil Rackers, got a little SNF help from Greg Jennings and were able to count on Romo to stay hot through Monday night, where he scored 9 to clinch the victory. Just 10 yards less and we'd have our first tie of the season. This was a great game between two divisional leaders that could be the warmup for the V Conference championship game.

White Bear Alley Cats-26
QB-Romo, Tony-Cowboys-9
RB-Jones, Kevin-Lions-0
WR-Williams, Roy-Lions-0
WR-Jennings, Greg-Packers-6
WR-Holmes, Santonio-Steelers-0
WR-Colston, Marques-Saints-0
K-Rackers, Neil-Cardinals-10
D-Ravens-1

Minneapolis Robber Barons-23
QB-Manning, Peyton-Colts-6
RB-Gore, Frank-49ers-0
RB-Graham, Earnest-Buccaneers-0
WR-Engram, Bobby-Seahawks-0
WR-Mason, Derrick-Ravens-1
WR-Moss, Randy-Patriots-0
K-Brown, Kris-Texans-16
D-Colts-0

Dirty Dogs 36, Lakers 30
The Lakers started the right Giants RB (but could've used both); the Dirty Dogs started the wrong Titans RB, but they ended up just squeaking by a Lakers squad that was pushing hard through the 4th quarter on Monday night. Favre finally got a chance to play for real with Palmer on a bye week, and DeShawn Wynn backed up his hefty price tag from a couple of weeks back. Loeb was left to rely on the relatively unproven Trent Edwards/Patrick Crayton combo to work a comeback. Crayton came through, but Edwards was stymied and the Lakers fell a TD shy.

Oregon Dirty Dogs-36
QB-Favre, Brett-Packers-6
RB-White, LenDale-Titans-0
RB-Wynn, DeShawn-Packers-6
RB-Jones-Drew, Maurice-Jaguars-6
WR-Holt, Torry-Rams-8
WR-Chambers, Chris-Dolphins-0
K-Kasay, John-Panthers-10
D-none-0

Loeb Lakers-30
QB-Edwards, Trent-Bills-0
RB-Henry, Travis-Broncos-0
RB-Jacobs, Brandon-Giants-9
WR-Galloway, Joey-Buccaneers-0
WR-Smith, Steve-Panthers-6
WR-Crayton, Patrick-Cowboys-6
K-Gould, Robbie-Bears-9
D-Seahawks-0

Pongos 25, Pipers 12
K and QB points were scarce in this contest until high-priced kicker, Nick Folk, stepped up and kicked ass on MNF. Ronnie Brown came alive for the Pipers, but Cooley, Leonard, and Folk were all solid for the Pongos. Julius Jones couldn't match Folk's firepower, and the Pongos avoided starting out 0-5 for the second season in a row. Not to mention that they were the only Whale Division team to win this week. Can you say "immediately back in the race"?

Como Park Pongos-25
QB-Brees, Drew-Saints-0
RB-Alexander, Shaun-Seahawks-0
RB-McGahee, Willis-Ravens-0
RB-Leonard, Brian-Rams-3
TE-Scaife, Bo-Titans-0
TE-Cooley, Chris-Redskins-8
K-Folk, Nick-Cowboys-13
D-Jaguars-1

Hamline Pipers-12
QB-Schaub, Matt-Texans-0
RB-Jones, Julius-Cowboys-0
RB-Brown, Ron-Dolphins-9
RB-Bush, Reggie-Saints-0
WR-Toomer, Amani-Giants-0
WR-Randle El, Antwaan-Redskins-3
K-Brown, Josh-Seahawks-0
D-Cowboys-0

Screaming Eagles 47, Speed 31
Of all of the back-up RBs who have gotten the chance to carry the load, Kenton Keith has been the most impressive. His huge game led Nord'east to a commanding lead that they didn't give up in the late game. The Speed are 2-3 despite breaking 30 every week but one...and they won that sub-30 game.

Speed fans have at least one thing to look forward to in the coming weeks. They're returning to St. Paul in both location and name. Yes, the Twin Cities will be shrinking to the St. Paul Speed in 2008, and the groundbreaking ceremony for the new Upper Arundel Entertainment Complex (UAEC) is slated for October 22.

Some claim the new field is an abomination that will dwarf the nearby friendly confines of Front Recreation Center (home of the Bunnies). Speed owner, Greg Sax, claims it will be quite the contrary. "We consider Upper Arundel hallowed ground," he said in an official statement after today's loss. "We would not have purchased the property that the Upper Arundel Stuck made famous with championships in 1985 and 1986 if we did not intend to honor the honored traditions of the Stuck franchise." He later added with a sly grin, "Booze is traditional, right?"

Nord'east Screaming Eagles-47
QB-Manning, Eli-Giants-6
RB-Parker, Willie-Steelers-3
RB-Morency, Vernard-Packers-0
RB-Keith, Kenton-Colts-15
WR-Stallworth, Donte-Patriots-6
WR-Wayne, Reggie-Colts-6
K-Kaeding, Nate-Chargers-11
D-Texans-0

Twin Cities Speed-31
QB-Young, Vince-Titans-0
RB-James, Edgerrin-Cardinals-0
RB-Benson, Cedric-Bears-6
TE-Gates, Antonio-Chargers-9
WR-Jones, Brandon-Titans-0
WR-Branch, Deion-Seahawks-0
K-Gostkowski, Stephen-Patriots-10
D-Titans-6

Communists 36, Showboats 12
Watching the 'boats is painful this season. Pittman signed a big contract with the Showboats and was promptly carted off the field. VJax not only scored from the Texas bench but also helped Rivers rack up some stats. Enough stats, in fact, to garner their first win of the season well before Jason Witten and the Bills D rubbed it in in front of millions of viewers on MNF.

Centerville Communists-36
QB-Rivers, Philip-Chargers-12
RB-Jackson, Brandon-Packers-0
TE-Witten, Jason-Cowboys-9
TE-Graham, Daniel-Broncos-0
WR-Clayton, Mark-Ravens-0
WR-Jurevicius, Joe-Browns-0
K-Elam, Jason-Broncos-3
D-Bills-12

Texas Showboats-12
QB-Cutler, Jay-Broncos-0
RB-Johnson, Larry-Chiefs-0
RB-Foster, DeShaun-Panthers-0
RB-Pittman, Michael-Buccaneers-0
WR-Driver, Donald-Packers-0
TE-Shockey, Jeremy-Giants-6
K-Suisham, Shaun-Redskins-6
D-Packers-0

Apocalypse 27, Buzz 6
Jaguars, Jets and Falcons—oh my! Meanwhile Steeler RB Najeh Davenport sat on the Buzz bench with his two TDs. Once again this season, Waukesha can only be comforted by the fact that the benched points wouldn't have made a difference. McNair only moved the Ravens efficiently enough to put Stover in field goal range. Fitzgerald had another big game for the Apocalypse with Anquan Boldin out again in Arizona.

Highland Park Apocalypse-27
QB-Leinart, Matt-Cardinals-0
RB-Williams, DeAngelo-Panthers-0
RB-Lynch, Marshawn-Bills-0
TE-Clark, Dallas-Colts-6
WR-Fitzgerald, Larry-Cardinals-9
WR-Bowe, Dwayne-Chiefs-0
K-Stover, Matt-Ravens-9
D-Steelers-3

Waukesha Buzz-6
QB-McNair, Steve-Ravens-0
RB-Jones, Greg-Jaguars-0
RB-Taylor, Fred-Jaguars-0
RB-Norwood, Jerious-Falcons-0
WR-Jenkins, Michael-Falcons-0
WR-Coles, Laveranues-Jets-0
K-Nugent, Mike-Jets-6
D-Broncos-0

Bunnies 21, Neandertals 17
With a roster decimated by injuries, Front started a lot of unfamiliar faces. And with Hasselbeck doing his Harrington imitation, Ben Watson took it upon himself to show the newbies how it's done. Maple Grove closed the gap with a decent outing from Mason Crosby on Sunday night, leaving it up to MBIII to score once for the win on Monday. Nope. Front wins. Maple Grove loses another close one.

Front Bunnies-21
QB-Hasselbeck, Matt-Seahawks-0
RB-Stecker, Aaron-Saints-0
TE-Gonzalez, Tony-Chiefs-3
TE-Watson, Ben-Patriots-15
WR-Davis, Andre-Texans-0
WR-Hilliard, Ike-Buccaneers-0
K-Hanson, Jason-Lions-3
D-Bears-0

Maple Grove Neandertals-17
QB-Harrington, Joey-Falcons-0
RB-Barber, Marion III-Cowboys-0
RB-Morris, Sammy-Patriots-3
WR-Cotchery, Jerricho-Jets-0
WR-Berrian, Bernard-Bears-0
WR-Marshall, Brandon-Broncos-0
K-Crosby, Mason-Packers-8
D-Patriots-6