Standings
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All Scores
Pongos 22, Speed 20
Mudslingers 54, Apocalypse 28
Pipers 33, Stonecutters 26
Neandertals 40, Dirty Dogs 24
Showboats 31, Buzz 14
Lightning 17, Lakers 15
Munsters 22, Fighting Jackalope 21
Communists 34, Alley Cats 23

Pongos 22, Speed 20
Ronald Curry perfoms a knifing in the final minute of the week to make up for Ryan Grant's dump on the 1 and Eddie Royal's benching. I predict every game will go exactly like this for the Speed this year, which is a team that resembles Boof Bonser at his worst.

Como Park Pongos-22
QB-Roethlisberger, Ben-Steelers-6
RB-McGahee, Willis-Ravens-0
RB-Grant, Ryan-Packers-0
RB-Hightower, Tim-Cardinals-6
TE-Cooley, Chris-Redskins-0
WR-Curry, Ronald-Raiders-6
K-Folk, Nick-Cowboys-4
D-Cowboys-0

Saint Paul Speed-20
QB-Favre, Brett-Jets-6
RB-James, Edgerrin-Cardinals-3
RB-Morris, Maurice-Seahawks-0
TE-Gates, Antonio-Chargers-6
TE-Boss, Kevin-Giants-0
WR-White, Roddy-Falcons-0
K-Gostkowski, Stephen-Patriots-5
D-Jaguars-0

Mudslingers 54, Apocalypse 28
And we all thought this was the 'Slingers were the weaker team among the two new M&Ms. With Willie Parker in top form, look out.

Mississippi Mudslingers-54
QB-Manning, Eli-Giants-6
RB-Parker, Willie-Steelers-21
RB-Smith, Kevin-Lions-6
WR-Wayne, Reggie-Colts-7
WR-Hardy, James-Bills-0
WR-Robinson, Laurent-Falcons-0
K-Kaeding, Nate-Chargers-6
D-Bears-8

Highland Park Apocalypse-28
QB-Anderson, Derek-Browns-3
RB-Lynch, Marshawn-Bills-6
TE-Clark, Dallas-Colts-0
WR-Johnson, Andre-Texans-4
WR-Fitzgerald, Larry-Cardinals-6
WR-Bowe, Dwayne-Chiefs-6
K-Brown, Josh-Rams-3
D-Steelers-0

Pipers 33, Stonecutters 26
On the strength of some exciting young men in the backfield, the employee takes out the boss man. From Ireland even.

Hamline Pipers-33
QB-Kitna, Jon-Lions-6
RB-Bush, Reggie-Saints-9
RB-Forté, Matt-Bears-9
RB-Fargas, Justin-Raiders-0
WR-Johnson, Calvin-Lions-3
WR-Mason, Derrick-Ravens-0
K-Bironas, Rob-Titans-5
D-Giants-1

Dale Street Stonecutters-26
QB-Garrard, David-Jaguars-3
RB-Portis, Clinton-Redskins-0
RB-Jones, Thomas-Jets-9
WR-Owens, Terrell-Cowboys-6
WR-Houshmandzadeh, TJ-Bengals-0
WR-Edwards, Braylon-Browns-0
K-Reed, Jeff-Steelers-8
D-Chargers-0

Neandertals 40, Dirty Dogs 24
MBIII held off Brian Westbrook, Longwell kept Crosby at bay, and Selvin Young put it out of reach in a mild upset. The Cavemen are improved, and Ocho Cinco disrupts the chemistry in the DD locker room.

Maple Grove Neandertals-40
QB-Warner, Kurt-Cardinals-3
RB-Hall, Andre-Broncos-0
RB-Barber, Marion III-Cowboys-12
RB-Young, Selvin-Broncos-6
WR-Chambers, Chris-Chargers-6
WR-Cotchery, Jerricho-Jets-6
K-Longwell, Ryan-Vikings-7
D-Seahawks-0

Oregon Dirty Dogs-24
QB-Palmer, Carson-Bengals-0
RB-Westbrook, Brian-Eagles-12
RB-Jones-Drew, Maurice-Jaguars-0
WR-Williams, Roy-Lions-6
WR-Holt, Torry-Rams-0
WR-Ocho Cinco, Chad-Bengals-0
K-Crosby, Mason-Packers-6
D-Packers-0

Showboats 31, Buzz 14
Michael Turner was a nice surprise for the Falcons and Showboats, while Darren McFadden came up empty. Cutler landed at that unfortunate 299, and then had it magically turn into 300 later in the week. Either way, his two TDs were enough to lessen the blow of a seemingly revitalized Donovan McNabb.

Texas Showboats-31
QB-Cutler, Jay-Broncos-9
RB-Johnson, Larry-Chiefs-0
RB-Turner, Michael-Falcons-18
RB-Bradshaw, Ahmad-Giants-0
WR-Driver, Donald-Packers-0
WR-Hester, Devin-Bears-0
K-Scobee, Josh-Jaguars-4
D-Titans-0

Waukesha Buzz-14
QB-McNabb, Donovan-Eagles-12
RB-Williams, Ricky-Dolphins-0
RB-McFadden, Darren-Raiders-0
RB-Perry, Chris-Bengals-0
WR-Harrison, Marvin-Colts-0
WR-Coles, Laveranues-Jets-0
K-Nugent, Mike-Jets-2
D-Ravens-0

Lightning 17, Lakers 15
It was a low-scoring affair for the suddenly Bradyless Lightning, but the regular season undefeated streak is still intact. Unbelievably, the Lightning already have Cassel on their team. It will be interesting to see if he gets the call over an impressive Aaron Rodgers.

Roseville Lightning-17
QB-Brady, Tom-Patriots-0
RB-Tomlinson, LaDainian-Chargers-0
RB-Lewis, Jamal-Browns-0
TE-Winslow, Kellen-Browns-6
WR-Burress, Plaxico-Giants-4
WR-Berrian, Bernard-Vikings-0
K-Vinatieri, Adam-Colts-7
D-Vikings-0

Loeb Lakers-15
QB-Delhomme, Jake-Panthers-3
RB-Jacobs, Brandon-Giants-3
RB-Rice, Ray-Ravens-0
WR-Galloway, Joey-Buccaneers-0
WR-Welker, Wes-Patriots-0
WR-Crayton, Patrick-Cowboys-0
K-Gould, Robbie-Bears-9
D-Redskins-0

Munsters 22, Fighting Jackalope 21
This one came down to an extra point by Shayne Graham. Stars shined, role players rolled, and the Munsters earned a tough win in the WTFFL's black n' blue division. (Although it would've been easier with Hines Ward and Sidney Rice in the game.)

Midway Munsters-22
QB-Manning, Peyton-Colts-3
RB-Gore, Frank-49ers-6
RB-Graham, Earnest-Buccaneers-0
TE-Shockey, Jeremy-Saints-0
WR-Moss, Randy-Patriots-9
WR-Williams, Reggie-Jaguars-0
K-Graham, Shayne-Bengals-4
D-Patriots-0

Merriam Park Fighting Jackalope-21
QB-Brees, Drew-Saints-12
RB-Maroney, Laurence-Patriots-0
RB-Jackson, Steven-Rams-0
RB-McAllister, Deuce-Saints-0
WR-Boldin, Anquan-Cardinals-0
WR-Bruce, Isaac-49ers-0
K-Hanson, Jason-Lions-3
D-Bengals-6

Communists 34, Alley Cats 23
An overlooked kicker bid had the Cats meowing, but this writer can assure you that it was on the transaction sheet last week. Elam returned to Centerville despite a new NFL home, and White Bear did a good job of covering the spread with David Akers. However, AD AP made the point moot with his regularly awesome performance on MNF.

Centerville Communists-34
QB-Rivers, Philip-Chargers-9
RB-Green, Ahman-Texans-0
RB-Peterson, Adrian-Vikings-9
RB-Jones, Julius-Seahawks-0
TE-Witten, Jason-Cowboys-0
WR-Burleson, Nate-Seahawks-6
K-Elam, Jason-Falcons-10
D-Bills-0

White Bear Alley Cats-23
QB-Romo, Tony-Cowboys-6
RB-Addai, Joseph-Colts-0
WR-Jennings, Greg-Packers-0
WR-Holmes, Santonio-Steelers-0
WR-Colston, Marques-Saints-0
WR-Jackson, DeSean-Eagles-3
K-Akers, David-Eagles-8
D-Buccaneers-6