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by Sean and Mary Kay Hamilton in Merriam Park after just six clues. The hunt didn't
even make it into the first weekend. There's no need to blame the finders for
being in the right place at the right time, but we can point blame at loose weather
and unimaginative hiding techniques that wasted some very nice later clues.
Clue 1
There's snow, it's cold, winter's finally
here
Let the medallion search in you light a spark
Far and wide take your hunt, have no fear
You can find it in a St. Paul park
In terms of what's definitely being given away,
it's the usual. We get the basic intro that keeps people from digging up Powderhorn,
Loring, and Theodore Wirth. It's a St. Paul thing, folks. The pacing and tone
of the clue is different than in past years, which could indicate a new writer.
As a stand-alone rhyme, it's actually quite good.
Clue 2
You may knit your brows on this one
Or just trek up and down every hill
Work your brain, your legs, it will be fun
If you have some time to kill
A knitted hat jumps to mind, but the official take
on the clue is a description of the "hilly contours of the park." Lame.
Clue 3
Time and tide, fun and slide
Down the hill, far from the woods
Show that carnival hunter's pride
And you may trip over the goods
One clever theory had us looking at "time and tide"
as detergents, turning "time" into Era to match Tide. That's fun.
But this was just a simple location clue, pointing out that the hiding spot was
down from a popular sliding hill. The notion of "woods" in Merriam Park is laughable
compared to a Como or Cherokee, but it was thrown in for good measure to rhyme
with "goods." How 'bout hoods or neighborhoods? Or better yet, something with
more rhyming options?
Clue 4
"Hey, hey," you say, "We're game to play
But give us a tip -- be fair!"
OK, OK, here's all we'll say
Look for something in and on the air
We thought baseball. From a foul tip to staying
fair, it seemed to fit. Throw in Mark Michalski's fun fact that Willie Mays was
known as the "Sey Hey Kid" and there's plenty of diamond for our rough search.
We also knew that our wandering eyes should probably be looking for radio towers
as the most likely clue, as towers are in the air and radio is on the air. Turns
out that the tower is all that was supposed to be given away here. Clue writers:
give us more credit. We're an intelligent lot and we want to have fun with your
clues. If history is any indication, someone is going to accidentally find it
anyway, so why not amuse us noodle monkeys to keep us rabid year in and year out?
Clue 5
Take your wreck to the park n rec
Park on the street or in the lot
Look for a place with lots of space
To amuse a tiny tot
I give the clue writers credit for coming up with
new ways to remind us that amusement areas for children are just about always
present in parks. That clue pops up every year, bringing shovels around playground
equipment, when this is often just a sight line clue. Also, it is assumed that
you can "see" the medallion from both street and lot parking. The "park n rec"
portion of this clue is helpful, too. Few St. Paul parks are also listed in maps
as recreation centers (or playgrounds). You've got your Como, Langford, and Newell
(parks) along with your North Dale, Hazel Park, and Oxford (rec centers). The
Rand McNally map officially lists Merriam as a Park & Rec Area.
Clue 6
Before we ever hid this jewel
We devised ways to make it tough
So not just any fool
Can find this diamond in the rough
The "diamond in the rough" is the baseball clue
we found on our own earlier. The clue writers should be forced to eat oak leaves
for boasting that they "devised ways to make it tough." This was the last clue
published when the medallion was found.
Clue 7
Scorch the earth, post a sentry
You're so good at this it's scary
As Holmes would say, "it's elementary"
And also, we add, post-secondary
This clue has some meat to it and likely would've
brought more snoopers to Merriam. There is an elementary school and universities
nearby.
Clue 8
It's a place where you would think
More weddings would be there grace
But grooms in blue and brides in pink
Should look another place
Even the clue writers knew this was silly. Weddings
involve marriage from which we're supposed to get "marry 'em" for Merriam. Silly
is alright, because silly is fun.
Clue 9
In searching for this treasure
You may think "x" marks the spot
But if finding is your pleasure
Be assured an x there's not
Following up clever-silly with the insanely random.
All focus is on "x" but we're supposed to be looking at "mark" for St. Mark's
Catholic Church, which visible to the south.
Clue 10
It's worth wads our little puck
So lonely out in the snow
But if you have a little luck
You'll know just where to go
This clue is one of the most impressive of 2002,
as it doesn't insult the noggin'. It's a world play on "worth wads" to give us
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. A nearby school is named after him. The use of "puck"
to indicate a nearby hockey rink is a throwaway. Because nothing from the Pioneer
Press explanations ever gave away the lid of a tortilla chip can liner (Pringles?),
we'll call that our item clue. They're kind of puckish. But going back to Longfellownow
that's solid.
This is as good a place as any to share something from Robert J. Lenhardt, who
after Clue 3 delivered this nugget to the webmaster's e-mail inbox: "'Time
and tide' made me think of some quote; I found one from Macbeth ('time and tide
stay for no man') but don't know how it would fit as to giving us a clue about
the park or a street name. Someone else found a Longfellow quote that said something
like man sitting around 'waiting for time and tide'. Anyway, if the clue writer
got that from Longfellow, the clue could point us to Longfellow Magnet School
and Merriam Park, as some believe, or to another park that may have a connection
to Longfellow (you can see Minnehaha Creek from Hidden Falls, I believe)."
Clue 11
To be more wild, not more mild
Is the way to treasure perfection
Up the road you comethirteen's the sum
To our rewarding intersection
Sliding hills are found nearby
And oak trees, they're aplenty
In your walk, unless you can fly,
Find steps that double twenty
"More wild" gives us Wilder Street and you get
13 from 9 + 4 (or Interstate 94). A reminder of sliding hills (for the third time
in 11 clues?) is followed by a count-up of a long, wooden stairway at the park's
entrance. Overall, this is the kind of clue that should get the masses scrambling.
Nicely done. Too bad that this and the next wonderful clue were completely wasted.
Clue 12
Kids are tired? Carry 'em
Self doubts on the rise? Bury 'em
Dead squirrels in your way? Carrion
Looking for the right park? Merriam
Slide down the hill and get your fill
Of a ballfield -- a wide open space
North of the school, south of the ice
Look hard near second base
It may be worth a riffle through the clues of yore,
but it is believed that this is the first time dead squirrels have made an appearance
in a treasure hunt clue. Fantastic stuff. If it had made it this far and the snow
still hadn't dumped the field, Merriam would have been a giant mud pit befitting
a tractor pull with second base serving as center sty for the big hogs to bump
snouts in search of the magic blue truffle.
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