Loveseat for Sale $20

I've got a loveseat for sale, $20. It's a clean, attractive sofa in good shape. Well, it's not that great looking. In fact, it's the ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. It was my soon to be former wife's love seat. She got it from her stepfather (he lives in a trailer home) and it held some sentimental value to her.

I found out later in our relationship that the sentimental value to her was that she lost her virginity on this loveseat to the neighbor boy, Kyle. Kyle was 17 and my wife was 13. Do I need to tell you more?

My wife gets poked more than a pin cushion. The last straw was last week when I came home and found her on this very loveseat with the guy who puts those little flyers in your screen door every Thursday. I told her I had enough and she moved out the next day. The only thing she left behind was this ugly fucking loveseat.

I'd even sell it to you for $10 or trade it for a case of Rolling Rock. 

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